Filthy, Filthy Fanart Rating: 5 (MAYDAY!! MAYDAY!! EVACUATE ALL SHIPS, WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!)(FFF Rating explanation here; see gallery folder sidebar.)
Dear GOD I hate myself for this one. I give it the most shameful FFF rating of 5 because it's as close to sappy, slashy melodramatic tripe as I'll ever get, and it's closer than anyone should ever get. It takes itself far too seriously, and that's always a mistake with JTHM.
We can safely assume he's thinking of Devi here. I drew this when I had a Sad. Nobody should ever draw anything JTHM when in genuine earnest pain, no matter how validated it is. That's when it borders on becoming an "emo" thing, and god help you if that's the case. If Johnny isn't making you laugh after some fashion or another, you're doing it wrong.
This is normally where I'd beg you not to hurt me, but honestly as far as this one goes, I won't blame you if I get blown up by a car-bomb in the morning. It's only fair.(Character copyright Jhonen Vasquez. I'm so sorry about this.)